Overheard in Dublin - 9

My auntie was over the Canaries and brought a load of stuff back for the family. She bought my gran a small stereo for her kitchen.

My gran said she couldn't possibly have it in the house.

'Why not?' says my auntie.

'I'll buy one here... all this thing will do is Spanish radio stations and I like listening to Gerry Ryan in the morning!'

Overheard by Simon, family home.

Ah ! La technologie et l'âge avançant ne font pas bon ménage !