Tu sais celui qui ramasse tes poubelles à 5 heures du mat et qui fait ça en sifflotant et en appelant bruyamment ses petits camarades pendant que toi tu dors avec la fenêtre ouverte parce que sinon tu étouffes dans ton sommeil...
Super connard !
Parce que, parfois, je m'évade...
Ou le grand écart du rock à la broderie...

I bumped into a friend in my local who I hadn't seen for a while.Me: 'How's it going Pete? Didn't see you for ages.'Pete: 'Not too bad. Did you hear the news about me father?'Me (guessign by his tone): 'Ah God no. He isn't dead, is he?'Pete: 'I hope so, cause we buried him last Thursday.'Overheard by Sean, Strand House, Five Lamps, Dublin 1
In O'Brien's Sandwich bar the other day and the girl who was about to make my sandwich turns to her work mate and says: I f**king hate makin' sandwiches.'
Overheard by Janine, O'Brien's, Blanchardstown
Thursday at 3p.m. Two girls sitting at a little plastic table.
Girl #1: 'Nah, nah, she wasn't a lesbian. She was an atheist.'
Overheard by Eleanor, Epicurien Food Hall
